East/West Bowl Random Name Generator

Use the following list to provide names for any player too lazy to come up with their own or aren't happy with any of the other perfectly reasonable random names you've given them. Roll a 1d100. Reroll on 96 - 100, or just call them Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka.

A punctuation guides follow the list.

1. Saggitariutt Jefferspin
2. D'Glester Hardunkichud
3. Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
4. Quatro Quatro
5. Ozamataz Buckshank
6. Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
7. Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
8. X-Wing @Aliciousness
9. Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
10. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
11. T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
12. Eeeee Eeeeeeeee
13. Donkey Teeth
14. Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith
15. The Adventurer Formerly Known as Mousecop
16. Dan Smith
17. D'Marcus Williums
18. T.J. Juckson
19. T'varisuness King
20. Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
21. D'Squarius Green, Jr.
22. Ibrahim Moizoos
23. Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
24. D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
25. D'Jasper Probincrux III
26. Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
27. Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
28. Davoin Shower-Handel
29. Hingle McCringleberry
30. L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
31. J'Dinkalage Morgoone
32. Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
33. Coznesster Smiff
34. Elipses Corter
35. Nyquillus Dillwad
36. Bismo Funyuns
37. Decatholac Mango
38. Mergatroid Skittle
39. Quiznatodd Bidness
40. D'Pez Poopsie
41. Quackadilly Blip
42. Goolius Boozler
43. Bisquiteen Trisket
44. Fartrell Cluggins
45. Blyrone Blashinton
46. Cartoons Plural
47. Jammie Jammie-Jammie
48. Fudge
49. Equine Ducklings
50. Dahistorius Lamystorius
51. Ewokoniad Sigourneth JuniorStein
52. Eqqsnuizitine Buble-Schwinslow
53. Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka
54. King Prince Chambermaid
55. Ladennifer Jadaniston
56. Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-Dadaladaladalada
57. Harvard University
58. Morse Code
59. Wingdings
60. Firstname Lastname
61. God
62. Squeeeeeeeeeeps
63. Benedict Cumberbatch
64. A.A. Ron Balakaye
65. Creme De La Creme
66. Cosgrove Shumway
67. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
68. Doink Ahanahue
69. Legume Duprix
70. Leger Douzable
71. Quisperny G'Dunzoid Sr.
72. Grunky Peep
73. D'Brickashaw Ferguson
74. Strunk Flugget
75. Stumptavian Roboclick
76. Cornelius 'Tank' Carradine
77. Vagonius Thicket-Suede
78. Marmadune Shazbot
79. Swordless Mimetown
80. Prince Amukamara
81. J.R. Junior Juniors Jr.
82. Faux Doadles
83. Fozzy Whittaker
84. Myriad Profiteroles
85. Busters Brownce
86. Turdine Cupcake
87. Rerutweeds Myth
88. Ishmaa'ily Kitchen
89. Takittothu' Limit
90. Snarf Mintz-Plasse
91. Frostee Rucker
92. Splendiferous Finch
93. Triple Parakeet-Shoes
94. Logjammer D'Baggagecling
95. A.A. Ron Rodgers

Planet Motherfucker Character Template: Black Metal Berzerker

Black Metal Berserker

PURE FUCKING EVIL!!! With the unholy strength of Satan (or cruel pagan gods, if you prefer) you shall burn a demonic path through the wastes of Planet Motherfucker, with all those left in your wake thoroughly impressed by your grim coldness. 

Attributes: Agility d8, Smarts d4, Spirit d6, Strength d6, Vigor d6
Skills: Fighting d8, Lockpicking d4, Shooting d4, Stealth d6, Investigation d4, Notice d4, Survival d4, Intimidation d6, Faith d8
Charisma 0; Pace 6; Parry 5; Toughness 6
Hindrances: Bloodthirsty (+2), Quirk (must convince other of his pure evilness) (+1)
Edges: Arcane Background (Miracles), Berserk
Gear: Spiked Mace (damage: d6+d8, +2 vs. rigid armor, Parry –1, 2 hands), Black leather armor (+1), $50 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)
Spells: Fear, Smite
Power Points: 10

The Mad Daddy, a Villain for Planet Motherfucker

The Mad Daddy, Apocalypse Warlord (Wildcard)

"Russia's bombs did a damn good job destroying Murica. Let's see if I can't do better.

Attributes: Agility d8, Smarts d10, Spirit d6, Strength d6, Vigor d6
Skills: Driving d6, Fighting d8, Gambling d6, Intimidation d6, Notice d8, Persuasion d6, Repair d4, Shooting d8, Streetwise d6, Survival d6, Taunt d8, Weird Science d8
Charisma: 0; Pace: 6; Parry: 6; Toughness: 5
Hindrances: Big Mouth, Greedy (Major)
Edges: Arcane Background (Weird Science), Command, No Mercy
Powers: Havoc (Emitted from Chaos Crown device)
Gear: Laser Pistol (Range 15/30/60, 1-3d6, Shots 24, Semi-Auto), Leather (+1, Covers torso, arms, legs), Switchblade (Str+d4, –2 to be Noticed if hidden), $240 in barter goods (beer and toilet paper).

Planet Motherfucker Character Template: The Human Fly

The Human Fly

I'm a human fly and I don't know why. I got ninety six-tears in my ninety-six eyes.

Attributes: Agility d8, Smarts d6, Spirit d4, Strength d6, Vigor d6
Skills: Acid d4, Climbing d6, Fighting d6, Intimidation d4, Notice d6, Piloting d6, Stealth d4, Survival d6, Tracking d6
Charisma: -4; Pace: 6; Parry: 5; Toughness: 5
Hindrances: Outsider, Ugly
Edges: Alertness, Arcane Background (Super Powers)
Powers: Acid (Range: Touch; deals 2d6 damage and 1d6 damage every turn for 1d4 rounds)
Gear: Flak Jacket (+2/+4, Covers torso), Glock (9mm) (Range 12/24/48, 2d6, Shots 17, AP 1, Semi-Auto), Survival knife (Str+d4, Contains supplies that add +1 to Survival rolls), $170 in barter goods (Beer and Toilet Paper)

Planet Motherfucker Review

I'm usually not very fond of settings books. Most of them include too many ideas that I find boring or down right stupid, and the good ones usually require too much player commitment. I'd rather run a game than recite imaginary history and cultural facts that the player characters should know.

That is why I'm such a big fan of Jack Shear's various bare-bone settings. By only including the essential details and referencing inspirational material rather than listing pages upon pages of minutia, Jack's settings never fail to get the creative juices going. His newest setting, Planet Motherfucker is no different.

Planet Motherfucker takes place in post-apocalyptic America in which polite society came to a end in 1965. Rising from the ashes is not a depressed wasteland of eschatological existentialism. Instead, we find ourselves in a drug and booze-fueled world in which everything awesome about trash culture has become the norm. Hot rods, killer robots, mutant animals, weird science, voodoo daddys and everyone is sexy as hell. You know all the fun, gonzo stuff found in the Fallout series? It's a game that is just that and nothing else.

Planet Motherfucker is a slim volume, filled with mostly random tables and character templates. It's perfect for use at the table and a complete adventure can easily be improvised on the spot using the random tables. If I have one major criticism, it is that I would love to see more of Jack's vision of this world. He does an excellent job of giving the GM enough information to have his imagination go wild, but Jack is so on point with the craziness that I just want more. A full-blown source book would be a dream come true.

Although PM is advertised as system neutral, it is best paired with Savage Worlds Deluxe, which Jack uses to run his own PM games. The character templates are ready to go SW novice characters and the monster ideas reference creatures that are stated in the Savage Worlds rule book. This makes sense because Savage Worlds is a excellent system for running pulpy, action oriented games. However, I could easily see this setting run in systems like Mutant Future and Apocalypse World with excellent results.

If you're in a rut with the settings you've been using, or you just want a fun setting that anyone can jump into and have a blast with, order a copy of Planet Motherfucker.

PS: Some people have been putting together recommended listening lists for a Planet Motherfuck soundtrack. I have been compiling them and adding my own suggestions to this Spotify playlist.